I'm just a man with the drive to make things.
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Why have I decided to make another profile on this site? I don't know.
But, I do love stupid humor...soooooo......
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
Break out the legal way.
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Use every type of drug in the game
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles